A Few Reasons You Should Pick Up Hellblade Right Now

Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice is one heck of a game. Hailing from the underappreciated artists at Ninja Theory – known primarily for their work on the PS3 launch title Heavenly Sword and the all but forgotten Enslaved: Odyssey to the West – it is a tale of vengeance, redemption, and (it’s right there in the title) sacrifice that Read more about A Few Reasons You Should Pick Up Hellblade Right Now[…]

Nioh Takes A Sledgehammer To Dark Souls’ Brick Wall

Let us all take a break from playing a game so good it only comes along once in a generation (note I could be talking about any one of a number of staggeringly entertaining first quarter releases) and reflect on a game that I’ve had to place on the back burner until the hits stop Read more about Nioh Takes A Sledgehammer To Dark Souls’ Brick Wall[…]

I Just Sold A Nintendo Switch for a $100 Profit Because Nintendo Wanted Me to Have It

My brother has more foresight than I do and decided to put no less than three Nintendo Switch consoles on layaway at Walmart immediately following the big Nintendo Direct presentation. “Nintendo can’t possibly pull their usual manufactured scarcity bullshit this time.” I thought to myself, and Reggie Fils-Aime put my mind at further ease when Read more about I Just Sold A Nintendo Switch for a $100 Profit Because Nintendo Wanted Me to Have It[…]

Actually, Fuck Final Fantasy XV

Alright, this was supposed to be a straight up review of Final Fantasy XV but at the time of editing I have to admit it might be a bit too strident to be considered traditionally objective criticism. So I’m going to file it a bit differently because there is absolutely no way I’m backing down Read more about Actually, Fuck Final Fantasy XV[…]

Video Games Are Becoming A Huge Waste Of Time

I had a pretty shitty gaming day today. I had a few hours off before rehearsal this evening and I wanted to put some time in with my two big holiday projects: Elite: Dangerous, and Xenoblade Chronicles X. All I wanted was a few hours of fun, eventful frolicking through these two games I’ve mostly Read more about Video Games Are Becoming A Huge Waste Of Time[…]

How The Hell Is Kemco Doing This?!

Long time game developer Kemco (you might remember them from your NES days as the maker of Shadowgate or North & South) has a weird presence on the Android marketplace. It seems like every time I check Google Play’s “top new paid” section they’ve got something new up. That wouldn’t be so strange on its Read more about How The Hell Is Kemco Doing This?![…]